"Get that knife out of your nose RIGHT NOW!"
"I did put my pants on. I turned them into invisible pants."
"When I eat Lucky Charms my pee smells like Lucky Charms."
"Who farted?" (Heard at least 22 times)
"What smells?" (Goes along with the above)
"Hi. My name is Bob!" (Kyan said this one)
"I'm not Kyan. I'm Marfin Lufer King"
"Get your hand out of your underwear." "But look, there's a hole to put my hand in." "Oh well how convenient for you. Now get your hand out of you pants!"
"Super nubby power!"
"Zoe you are the bestest dog ever. OW! Zoe you are the worstest dog ever!"
"I said I was sorry in my head so it wouldn't wake her up!" (After Kyan stomped on a sleeping Callie)
"Kyan if I catch you writing on the furniture again you are going to be in BIG trouble." "How do you know it was me?" "Because you wrote your name!!"
"I don't want to be bootiful. I want to be AWSOME!!"
"It my birfday today." "No it's not your birthday yet. Your birthday isn't until January 27th." (Heard daily since December 1st)
"Dad. I think I'm going to bawf." Followed by immediate barfing.
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2 comments:
That's too funny! Sounds like the things being said at my house ;o)
I think it's actually "Who fawted?!"
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